Junk food tees - Every body wants a "Junk food shirt" - about junk food t-shirts

One of the latest trends in modern clothing is Junk Food tees. These junk food t shirts are all the rage nowadays. Basically Junk food is another brand of vintage clothing. I had never heard of this company until a friend of mine came out to dinner the other night wearing one of these vintage shirts. I asked him what kind of shirt it was and he said "Oh, its from Junk food tees". See, my friend Dave is kind of a hipster so I assumed it was just another thing of his from American Aparelle or something. He usually wears that kind of stuff. But anyways, Junk food is responsible for such quirky t-shirts as Captain planet and batman logos, and other stuff you'd expect those oh so fashionable people to wear. My friend says hes a huge fan of all Junk food clothing, and he even wears junk food hoodies.

Well, I asked my friend to rate his Junk Food Tee based on a few categories, and the numbers I provided are the numbers he gave me:

Durability: 9/10
Style: 10/10
Washability: 10/10
Fit: 8/10

I guess most vintage clothing has already been worn by two generations of people. I suppose it just takes a certain type of person who wants to buy vintage clothing to want to wear shit with kids cartoons on it. It makes me feel like I'm wearing a box of cereal. Cereally. Also, what's up with these retarded multicolored girly looking hoodies on guys these days? When I'm walking through the city past the vintage clothing shops, I can hardly ever tell guys from girls. I don't know what to tell ya.